I am not a mally kind of person

The kind of person who wakes up in the morning.

And my major plot of the day is to get to the mall.

By hook or by crook

To do whatever

Or nothing

To hang out at the mall

A mally kind of person

Look around.

Hop

From shop to shop

Floor to floor

Looking

Peeping

Touching.

Idle banter with the staff in this shop

And that shop

Any shop

Who know you are idling

Wasting your time with theirs

Sit on the bench by the lift

Watch the madams and mans go by

Wondering how busy they are

And how unbusy I am

Ask who is around.

Lets have lunch?

Nobody?

I am the only mally today?

Post my location on facebook

Hope other idle person sees it

And comes idling to you

Sit under the canopy, tent thingini

In the inside outside café place

And drink a latte

For the free power and wifi

Move to the food court

Have a little from this window

And a little from that window

Talk loosely with the fella on the next table

Stare tastefully at the strange chick across

Or is it a guy, can’t tell

Decide it’s time to go some place else

Have a little drama with the parking attendant

As you decide you will stay after all

And you just need to reverse back into your parking

Crawl back into the mall

Give up and buy the bloody hoot loom band thing

From the trolley on the ground floor

Up the stairs again

Hi – you still around

Grrr!! Boreeeeed!

Look for any freebie that’s happening

Buy one get one free?

Nothing

Oh what the heck

The pub

Number of beers

Am I getting home yet?

Live

Walk

Eat

Sleep

On idleness

Full idleness

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